"When the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter Aligns with Mars..."

I walked into Macy's to look at swimsuit skirts to wear with the swimsuit I have because my last one was no longer useful... (It had stretched out and hung to my knees!) I quickly determined they didn't have what I needed so I just looked at the swimsuits for a minute, not in the mood to try any on and in a hurry to get somewhere else. Then I found a brand called "It Figures!" It is a line designed to cover your flaws...you know, thighs, tummy, chest etc. (aren't those usually called muumus?) Anyway, there was a cute one in two different fabrics so I thought I would just try it and see...They fit and I actually liked it! What kind of planet alignment has to occur to be able to buy a swimsuit in under 15 minutes??